mature ladies dressed undressed Female naval officer getting into her uniform — Stock Photo © petertt #96388848 “The feminine is undressing now.

Boneless pork chops will also work

If it is your style, dont be afraid to dress things up

Mid-calf length MATERIAL: Polyester + Cotton Delicate sewing and hemming by durable needle lockstitch machine

Ball gowns feature a fitted bodice (the uppermost part of the dress covering the chest and back above the waist) and a very full skirt, flaring out dramatically from the natural waist

Do you really think you can open a bottle of champagne and get it to spray in a thin line over someones head and land perfectly in a glass sitting on that same persons bottom? To borrow a phrase from screen icon Jenna Maroney, Of course it was photoshopped, you Eastern European knock-off Mr Potato heads