The easiest route to making this couples costume immediately register in peoples brains is by decking yourselves out in Knicks gear, like the fits Jenner and Chalamet wore to the Eastern Conference finals
Choose heavier suits in wool, flannel, or even cashmere and stick with classic dark hues charcoal, navy, deep green for a cozy look
Puncture wounds are harder to judge and depend on the length of the object causing them
The size of your sausage balls will make a big difference in how long they need to be baked to get the sausage cooked all the way through, so be sure to check for doneness
I personally own the Pammy (the red suede shoes in the collage above) and the Lydia (the gold low-heel sandals in the collage above, though in a different color), and they are amazingly comfortable and come in a width that let my toes wiggle and the balls of my feet relax with space