Thor Bod Size:M I’ll Probably Die is a

I’ll Probably Die is a darkly wholesome gym parody for anyone who loads the bar

this tee is perfect for backyard workouts

Lack of Swole is a dark-humor gym parody for lifters who take discipline seriously and excuses personally

and anyone who likes their seasonal gear with a little attitude

Swoler Express is a holiday gym parody built for lifters who don’t slow down when winter hits

Thor Bod Size:M I’ll Probably Die is aThor Bod Kinda Fit. Kinda Drunk. Kinda Fat. Still worthy. Thor Bod is for lifters whove been strong, are still strong, and occasionally strong arm a second drink. Inspired by legendary warriors in their off season, this design celebrates real strength. The kind that survives bad sleep, stress, snacks, and showing up anyway. This tee is soft, gym ready, and made to order. Perfect for deadlifts, rest days, and reminding everyone that fitness isnt a