Anti-Hero Basic Eagle Sweat Shorts - Black/Yellow feed-color-Black/Grey/Red Stance's ButterBlend™ is the closest

Stance's ButterBlend™ is the closest you can get to decadent lathering of your groin unless you're a Louis XIII-level dynamo who treats his repro-organs like an amusement park

Elastic Waist with Drawstring Closure

Loose Fit for Maximum Mobility

A Lighter version of the 80's classic that gleams just as hard as the full sized version

Lid interchangeable with all adidas steel bottles

Anti-Hero Basic Eagle Sweat Shorts - Black/Yellow feed-color-Black/Grey/Red Stance's ButterBlend™ is the closestSoft Cotton Blend Fabric Elastic Waist with Drawcord Screenprint Graphic Detail Side Hand Pockets Back Pocket Relaxed Fit Machine Wash, Imported