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Commander is far too vast for that, and frankly, so are most Commander players

The fact that this does nothing when sacrificing tokens is the biggest drawback for me

Teferis Moat is one such example where the reference is quite clear, although it puts a different spin on things by caring about the color of creatures that want to attack you

Triumph of the Hordes isnt the biggest pump on this list, but it turns your creatures' damage into -1/-1 counters and poison counters

Syr Gwyn, Hero of Ashvale is one of the best commanders you can get for any equipment-themed knight deck, effectively skipping the prohibitive equip costs for expensive weapons like Colossus Hammer, Lothlrien Blade, Helm of the Host or Aettir and Priwen