I recently heard about a streamer named Rumti who sat at the top of Mythic for a whole month with a deck like this
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A recent addition from Bloomburrow is Cache Grab
The precedent Neon Ink cards have set suggests that even the worst serialized Retro Artifacts will be worth just $50
Now your control deck can contest the early board with some basic blockers and spot removal, bank up the energy they generate, and cast a two-mana Wrath of the Skies that hits like you paid five mana