In the late 90s, the Pokmon Company put on an event called the Parent/Child Mega Battle, where kids teamed up with their mothers or fathers and battled each other for true familial supremacy
These measurements follow the official standards used by the Pokmon Trading Card Game
LANDS Restless lands Lands that enter the battlefield tapped are generally worse than their non-tapped varieties, but these are priced better to move than the old Battle for Zendikar ones like Lumbering Falls, with the only loser being Restless Fortress to Shambling Vent and for the most part, theyre pretty cheap to activate to get in chip damage
Kunoros, Hound of Athreos Yes, it's a hound, not a dog, so close
You can't self-exile, and you need five targets, it doesn't say, "up to five." But you should be able to at least recur it once, if not more, over the course of the game