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I understand why its a choose two, and its because the second ability literally tutors out any lands from your graveyard into play tapped

Give a creature +4/+4

Increasing a creature's power after it has blocked a creature affected by Squeak By will not remove that blocking creature from combat or make the affected creature unblocked

Rather than being translated more faithfully as Skelettbesatzung, Wizards instead chose to translate the card as Minimalbesatzung. In case you dont speak German, this translates to Minimal Crew, which has the same rough meaning, but without the punny nature

I always wondered what it would be like to keep a Charmander as a pet