#6: Goblin Guide For half a decade, Goblin Guide was the go-to creature for aggressive decks in virtually every non-rotating format
When declaring an attack under this danger threshold, Luffy lets the player draw one card from the deck and subsequently trash one card from the hand
Creature - Goblin Gollum, Obsessed Stalker Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) At the beginning of your end step, each opponent dealt combat damage this game by a creature named Gollum, Obsessed Stalker loses life equal to the amount of life you gained this turn
I don't think there's a ton of play for Gaddock Teeg in high power and Competitive Commander, but I also might not have enough experience in cEDH to know what I'm talking about
Then to top it all off, the Sparkhunter also has Protection from planeswalkers, thereby nullifying their ability to retaliate directly using their own abilities