Scoop Up Cyclone (162/167) The Scoop Up Cyclone ACE SPEC has been around since the Black & White era of the Pokemon TCG, but that doesnt mean its uninteresting
This obviously fits best in multicolor dragon Commander decks like Tiamat and Ur-Dragon (both these cards are spiking in price right now by the way thanks to all the new dragon toys)
Fearless Fledgling is a great early-game creature who can swing over the top until at least turn three or four in ZNR Limited without being blocked
There are also several cards that mention caves in their rules text, namely: Bat Colony Calamitous Cave-In Compass Gnome Cosmium Confluence Glimpse the Core Gargantuan Leech Kaslem's Stonetree / Kaslem's Strider Scampering Surveyor Sinuous Benthisaur Spelunking The History of Caves in Magic Caves are a land type in Magic introduced in 2023s The Lost Caverns of Ixalan
But then I realized that it would be unfair if it simply penalized men, so I tweaked the card so that it automatically affected women (well, except naked women, and knowing our key demographic, a naked woman should already have a few significant play advantages) and men who went out of their way to get affected
