If an opponent is instructed to draw a card then discard a card, and Notion Thief causes you to draw a card instead, that opponent still discards a card
You can then sacrifice a Food token to let a creature you control deal combat damage with its toughness instead of its power
It also means your data stays yours: what you monitor, and if you use auto-buy your card details, which are stored encrypted on your device and never uploaded to anyone's servers, including ours
Claustrophobia If you dont suffer from claustrophobia, this one probably wont do all that much for you so long as you manage to never be buried alive and your final realization is that it is, indeed, a very bad thing
If you're interested in all the best chase cards from Perfect Order, but don't have a particular preference, then this is a fun way to almost guarantee you get one, with some randomness to keep things fun.