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all we need is one damage for the triggerand 10/13s dont get chumped very often

Wait, did someone say scratched surfaces

You cast the card with miracle during the resolution of the triggered ability

As a little treat following that description, heres a look at the full art card for Jecht, Reluctant Guardian, which features dual sides by artist Tomohito

So, the best way to abuse this utterly bonkers commander is by first including a bunch of incidental Token generation like Third Path Iconoclast, Saheeli, Sublime Artificer and Chrome Host Seedshark, who all trigger when we cast non creature spells (like Aritfacts) and generates a huge board state