mtg on your turn card An Ode to Grand Abolisher — PlayEDH Rules Text: End the turn,

You can find Elves that prevent damage or gain life

The only other card to give everything double strike is Avatar of SlaughterAvatar of Slaughter (also in the deck), but goading everything on top of double strike means the game is going to end very soon

The card is a rather a win more card, the classic follow up to something like a Siege Gang where you play it for one at the end of their turn and swing in with a load of massively pumped up tokens they were not expecting

I was going to try experimenting with Spider Spawning decks more, but before I got the chance to I became enamored with mill decks that won with Ghoulcaller's Bell, Curse of the Bloody Tome, and Dream Twist

Accusations and heated language never help the situation and can be embarassing if the card turns out to be real, which is more often than not the case.