Their origin from Japan adds a mystique and value that international editions dont always match
There are some obvious jokes here - maybe the famous philosopher's inclusion in the game necessitates renaming it Magic: The Symposium - but, all that aside, we do have a pretty good card here
The compleated mechanic lets you land it early if needed with lower loyalty, which is perfect for slowing down enemy attackers with its +1
As a result, there are actually preserved tweets of players first opening it in places like Pokeboon, while Japanese trading sites like Miyabi Hobby have past listings of the card at 2,000,000, which currently is equal to around $18,000 USD
Which makes it a lot weirder than if they had called this thing a Horror or a Demon