Why is it doing it well never know, but it makes for a silly card collectors will enjoy
Try to incorporate as many sets, rarities, and card types as possible for a more diversified collection, leading to a higher possibility of collecting valuable cards
Equip only as a sorcery.) Equip (: Attach to target creature you control
The usual food payoffs and generators like Gilded Goose, Tireless Provisioner, and Intrepid Trufflesnout are nice, low-curve creatures that can lead into Gyome on turn 4
Blaster, Combat DJ // Blaster, Morale Booster Look, Im not reading all that, but trust me that theres some artifact creature deck out there (with a Gruul commander, I guess?) that might be interested in Blaster, Combat DJ, or the converted Blaster, Morale Booster