goblin card mtg Raging Price Goblin Warrior Goblin Lackey · Vintage Masters

It doesn't immediately bring any specific decks to mind that will want this (except decks that care about 4 power, which this has), but clearing a player out works fine in my mind

Peregrin Took makes even more Food whenever you create tokens

The full Spongebob meme experience is captured here as he is perfectly placed to mock your opponent as their magic fizzles out and becomes useless

As a side-note, I looked up who Gwendlyn Di Corci is and, well, suffice to say that she's the sort of person who would really appreciate handcuffs

When it enters, if you cast it, the next instant or sorcery spell you cast that turn gains storm